Take Me To Post Comment Form Anyone out there getting those e-mails where some little girl has a disease and if you forward the e-mail to all your addresses, she'll get .08 from Microsoft, yada, yada, yada??? You DO know those aren't real??? And the e-mails where some little boy is missing?? Or if you forward this e-mail to 10 people something miraculous will pop up on your screen? OR maybe you'll get a gift card??? It's such a load of crap.
Before you send those out and harass everyone in your e-mail address book, verify if it's true or not on www.snopes.com or www.truthorfiction.com. Most of these e-mails are not true, or maybe they were 10 years ago... or maybe there's a bit of truth in them. Whichever, though, they are a real pain in the arse!

Here's a funny one! (I'm not making fun of disabled children here, just the stupid e-mails people send out!)

My name is Billy Evans, and I'm a nine-year-old boy. My mother is typing this for me, because I can't. She is crying. The reason she is so sad is because I'm so sick. I was born without a body. It doesn't hurt, except when I try to breathe.

The doctors gave me an artificial body. It is a burlap bag filled with leaves. The doctors said that was the best they could do on account of us having no money or insurance I would like to have a body transplant, but we need more money. Mommy doesn't work because she said nobody hires crying people. I said, "Don't cry, Mommy," and she hugged my burlap bag.

Mommy always gives me hugs, even though she's allergic to burlap and it makes her sneeze and chafes her real bad. I hope you will help me. You can help me if you forward this email to everyone you know.

Forward it to people you don't know, too. Dr. Johansen said that for every person you forward this email to, Bill Gates will team up with AOL and send a nickel to NASA. With that funding, NASA will collect prayers from school children all over America and have the astronauts take them up into space
so that the angels can hear them better. Then they will come back to earth and go to the Pope, and he will take up a collection in church and send all the money to the doctors. The doctors could help me get better then.

Maybe one day I will be able to play baseball.

Right now I can only be third base. Every time you forward this letter, the astronauts can take more prayers to the angels and my dream will be closer to coming true. Please help me. Mommy is so sad, and I want a body. I don't
want my leaves to rot before I turn 10. If you don't forward this email, that's okay. Mommy says you're a mean and heartless jerk who doesn't care about a poor little boy with only a head. She says that if you don't stew in the raw pit of your own guilt-ridden stomach, she hopes you die a long slow horrible death and then burn forever in hell.

What kind of cruel person are you that you can't take five dang minutes to forward this to all your friends so that they can feel guilt and shame about ignoring a poor, bodiless nine-year-old boy?

Please help me. I try to be happy, but it's hard. I wish I had a kitty.

I wish I could hold a kitty. I wish I could hold a kitty that wouldn't chew on me and try to bury its turds in the leaves of my burlap body. I wish that very much.

Thank You,
Billy "Smiley" Evans