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Realizing the success of "Cash for Clunkers", Democrats have revamped a major portion of their National Health Care.

President Obama, Speaker Pelosi, and Senator Reed are expected to make the announcement of their "Cash for Codgers" program. An advanced copy reads like this:

Couples wishing to access health care funds in order to pay for the delivery of a child will be required to turn in one old person.

The amount the government grants them will be fixed according to a sliding scale. Older and more prescription dependent codgers will garner the highest amounts.

Special "bonuses" will be given for those submitting codgers in targeted groups, such as smokers, alcohol drinkers, persons 10 pounds over their government prescribed weight, and any member of the Republican Party.

Smaller bonuses will be given for codgers who consume beef, soda, fried foods, potato chips,lattes, whole milk, dairy products, bacon or Girl Scout cookies.

All codgers will be rendered totally useless via toxic injection. This will insure that they are not secretly resold or their body parts harvested to keep other codgers in repair.

Run, Senior, Run!